This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child… and in-laws. "Empty bladder before reading." -Laurie Notaro, The Potty Mouth at the Table A "laugh-out-loud confessional" ... "refreshingly honest." -Publishers Weekly